51 Best Welding Quotes and Sayings

Welding is one of the most popular joining processes of metals together. Welding is a tough and dangerous profession. It requires a lot of hard work and experience. sometimes the situation becomes very difficult for welders to overcome and in this situation the welding quotes and saying that may be funny helps them a lot and motivate them. A quote has infinite energy that can generate powers in welders’ hearts and motivate them to continue their work even in hard times. Here I am sharing with you some welding quotes and sayings that are most famous among welders.

Welding Quotes by Famous People

“Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.” -By Charles Dickens

  • There’s not a weld in this tank. It’s all put together with bolts and rivets.” -By John Baxley
  • “If you plan on becoming a TIG welder, you better plan on doing lots and lots of burning.” By Marty Rice
  •  “That lady welder and I are just friends. Just because I’m a welder, you know, doesn’t mean I’m carrying a torch for her.” -By Herman Munster
  • “My instincts assured me that I had assembled my materials in proper order for a final welding into their natural form.”– By Hart Crane
  •  “You know, they need welders. They need ’em worse than soldiers.” – By  Frank ‘Frankie’ Hauser
  • “Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal.” – By Lois McMaster Bujold
  •  “We are using new technologies in meaningful ways. To build our new refinery in 60 percent of the time it took to build our first, we are training 20,000 people in a new generation of welding technology in six months.” – By Mukesh Ambani
  • “Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, ‘Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.” – By Robin Williams
  •  “I became a welder. I was actually becoming an Engineer and I joined the wrong queue. And so I became a welder, without knowing what a welder was.” – By Billy Connolly
  •  “You are a welder if you have sun burn in the winter.”  – By Walter

Funny Welding Quotes

  • I am a welder, what’s your superpower?
  • Welding student, will build stuff for pizza.
  • Oh, you had a bad day? I caught on fire today and loved it!
  • If you think it’s expensive to hire a good welder, try hiring a cheap one.
  • Welding saved me from being a pornstar, but I still penetrate in all positions.
  • I never dreamed I’d grow up to be a perfect welder. But here I am, killing it.
  • If anyone tells you welding isn’t that awesome, stop talking to them. you don’t need that kind of negative energy in your life.
  • Yes I know I am on fire, let me finish this weld then I’ll put it out.
  • If I wasn’t a good welder, I’d probably be dead by now.
  • Never underestimate an old man you can weld.
  • I am a welder, to save time let’s assume I know everything.
  • Skilled welders aren’t cheap, cheap welders aren’t skilled.
  • I don’t always have spatter, but when I do it sticks better than your welds.
  • Welding is the adult version of arts and crafts.
  • Being a welder is easy, it’s like flying like a bird, but you don’t have wings.
  • Opportunity is missed by a lot of people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
  • Welding is like riding a bike except the bike is on fire, you are on fire and you are chained to the bike.
  • When you have a hammer everything is a nail, but when you have a welder everything is whatever the fuck you want to be.
  • A welder is someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. You can also call us wizards.

Welding Quotes by Some Well-known Welders

These welding quotes are said by well know welders whose name is not specified here. But the sayings are such that They can fill with joy and happiness in every welder’s heart and mind and make them feel proud to be a welder. So let’s read it…

  • If I can jump across it, I can weld it.
  • Welding: it’s like sewing with fire.
  • I hate being Hot But I´m a welder So I can´t help it.
  • I am a welder, I am here to build your crap, not take any.
  • Welders were created because engineers need heroes too.
  • “I am a welder I can’t fix stupid but I can fix what stupid does.”
  • “You want to know why we have doctors, lawyers, and pipefitters. Because they can’t weld.”
  •  “As the metal is burnt and brittle where it is welded, the process is not a success.”
  •  “My dad says “Using a grinder to make a weld look good means, you are a grinder “Not” a welder”.”
  • I know only one way, and that is to work my tail off and demand everybody else do the same.
  • I´m a welder because I don´t mind hard work, If I wanted to do something easy I’d be an engineer.
  • I have an artistic ability, few process the hands of a surgeon, the calm of a sniper and the ability to build anything.
  • I´m a welder, I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, and a mouth I can’t control.
  • No matter how I feel, I get up, dress up, show up and never give up, that’s what welders do.
  • I am really very self-confident when it comes to my work, and that is welding.
  • Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. And that’s why I never ‘work’ while I am welding.

Female Welder Sayings

  • A welder melted my heart.
  • All women are created equal, then a few become welders.
  • Women welders do the same job but they look better while doing it.
  • All moms are created equal but only the best can raise welders.
  • I’m the welder, not the welder’s wife.
  • I am a welder girl, like a regular girl but way cooler.


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